World War II jokes
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
My granddad killed Hitler.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
He wasn't that bad.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"