World War II jokes
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
My granddad killed Hitler.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
He wasn't that bad.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.