Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
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So apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
