World War II jokes

Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?

Nein, nein, nein!

So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.

Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.

What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?

Two number NEINs.

What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

Why was Hitler bad at math?

He could only count to nein.

What car does Hitler drive?

A Fuhrerri.