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I ask the orpahan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything. The I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanige.
"I work with animals" the man said to his date. his date said "I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal" "I am a butcher" said the man
In America, you work on plantation In Soviet Russia, plantation work on you!
i shouted at a kid I told him to get his parents
it was the last time I worked at an orphanage ,đ€Ł
Why canât an orphan use an iPhone Because the home button dose not work
why bid the frog take the bus to work today? his car got toad away
What dose a disabled disco play:
When your legs donât work like they use to before
My stepdad took me to work and he told me I could climb trees. I woke up in a hospital, wait did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack
Hey girl are you my boss âcause you just gave me a raise #pickupline
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't
asians dont believe in santa because they make the toys
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco? Because every little bit helps
Whatâs the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
I would make a disabled joke But they never work
Q; Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work? Because it was on strike.
Me:how does this thing work? ForTnite kid: oh u donât know how to use a pistol look Iâll show you ForTnitekid: shoots foot Me: that wasnât a very good demonstration