Word jokes

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.

It means a lot!

In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"

I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."

Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.

What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot wheels.

What is a necrophiliac's safe word?

"I'm alive!"

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.

You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...

...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)

"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."

"How would you describe yourself in three words?"

"Lazy!"

What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.

Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."

Actor 2: "Where's the b?"

Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

Taja?

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."

Genie: What are your 3 wishes?

Me: Make every word 4 letters long.

Geni: Wish Gran.

Me: Make every word start with "br".

Genie: Brsh Bran.

Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".

Bruh: Bruh bruh.

Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.

Bruh: Bruh bruh.

I will never forget my mother and father's last words.

"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"

I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"

The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.

Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"