Word jokes

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

How do you say "nose" in Spanish?

hmm.... No sé.

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke!

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.

It means a lot!

Frank.

I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."

Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.

It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.

You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...

...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)

"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."

"How would you describe yourself in three words?"

"Lazy!"

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

Taja?

Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."

Actor 2: "Where's the b?"

Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"

What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.

I will never forget my mother and father's last words.

"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"

Genie: What are your 3 wishes?

Me: Make every word 4 letters long.

Geni: Wish Gran.

Me: Make every word start with "br".

Genie: Brsh Bran.

Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".

Bruh: Bruh bruh.

Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.

Bruh: Bruh bruh.

I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"

The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.

Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"