If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Word Jokes
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
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What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
Taja?
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
Genie: What are your 3 wishes?
Me: Make every word 4 letters long.
Geni: Wish Gran.
Me: Make every word start with "br".
Genie: Brsh Bran.
Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"
