Word jokes
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
Memes
no words
ふべrt Hubert Wonk Don DingT ding
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
Taja?
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
Genie: What are your 3 wishes?
Me: Make every word 4 letters long.
Geni: Wish Gran.
Me: Make every word start with "br".
Genie: Brsh Bran.
Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"