Word jokes
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
My name is Myria, my right nut.
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.
The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
What begins with F and ends with CK?
Fuck, I mean fire truck.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
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Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
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If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."