Word jokes

Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."

(I am a penis!) HA HA!

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

Orphans

The “F” in orphan stands for family.

The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.

When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.

What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke!

I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."

Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.

It means a lot!

This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.

It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.

You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...

...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)

"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."

"How would you describe yourself in three words?"

"Lazy!"

Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."

What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.

Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."

Actor 2: "Where's the b?"

Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"

Taja?

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

Genie: What are your 3 wishes?

Me: Make every word 4 letters long.

Geni: Wish Gran.

Me: Make every word start with "br".

Genie: Brsh Bran.

Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".

Bruh: Bruh bruh.

Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.

Bruh: Bruh bruh.

I will never forget my mother and father's last words.

"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"