Word jokes

What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?

Then you get the name Chrisa.

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.

Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?

What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."

Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.

No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.

I will always remember my dad's last words....

"15 dollars and I'll jump."

Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.

H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:

What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?

Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.

Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.

I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should I spread them?

Joe.

A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.

He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.

I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."

What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".

An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.

One word. Creeper.

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Hi, I...

Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.

The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.

You're mum.