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Word jokes

These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.

Boy: Spell ME.

Girl: M-E.

Boy: You forgot the D.

Girl: There is no D in ME.

Boy: Not yet.

When did “yo” mean Hello?

They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."

What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?

Then you get the name Chrisa.

What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."

Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.

No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.

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    • Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.

    H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:

    What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

    One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

    Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?

    Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.

    Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.

    I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

    A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.

    He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.

    An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.