Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the fuck was that noise?’
Why can’t blind people read this? They can’t see
if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen.
no witnessess
Grandpa's last words,why do you have a chain saw
a girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word oppisite word of BYE.then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
teacher: okay class whats a word that begins with A? student: apple! teacher: good! What's a word beginning with b? student:....Bitch...
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type... His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The fuck you doing whit that knife
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are
But numbers can (Lol)
I have some words that might make sense to girls,but maybe not to boys ready? smart kind sweet caring loving mature
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America, The Mexican man come up with some sob story and the police say all right all right ok says the police. ill let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it. The Mexicans thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says ok ok let's hear it after waiting impatiently, the Mexican said ok ok don't rush me I'm ready. The Mexican replied ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow !!!!
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sisters Jenga kit”
The principles office smells nice
Whoever put an s in the word lisp was a jackass
You add words = bulshit
Words that have ho in them:
Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
What is the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
What was stephen hawkings favourite toy as a kid ? Hot wheels
