The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
