Wonder jokes

I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.

Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?

A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.

Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he.

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.

I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.

When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.

Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.

The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: to be shot, to be hung, or to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly.

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." Snap, he was dead.

Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.

Finally, the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom!"

Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!

Best, Tenya!

A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"

I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."

A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him:

Wife: "Why is your face all bloody?"

Husband: "I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up, so I kept falling on my face!"

Wife: "Idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!"

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.

What is black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!

You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!

No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.

“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”