Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.
Now it’s $3.99.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
