Women Jokes

Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen......to clean the rest of the house

Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!

Why do women hate having sex with midgets? Because of their shortcomings

Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and that's it

How do you keep a mute women you've raped from telling on you?

By cutting off her fingers.

Just because she weighed as much as two women...

Doesn't mean you had a threesome.

Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!

Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight

i have a lot of respect for trans women

that surgery takes balls!

They say give a man an inch he'll take a mile what about women they don't have Dick's

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None,they just sit in the dark and bitch

Why can’t Indian women drive?

They’re too used to riding their camels

How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously

Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?

They don’t deserve rights!

Flippity floppity women are property

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section

It’s true women do make less money than men But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.