I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.