Women

Women Jokes

You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.

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Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.

A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.

The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.