Women jokes

Why do men have penises?

They gotta shut women up somehow.

Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?

Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.

What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?

The women.

Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...

Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.

Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).

Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.

Now it’s $3.99.

I like my women like I like my chocolate.

Edible.

I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Without other people's dicks in it.

How many genders are there?

One, women are property.

Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.

You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.

Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?

A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!

Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?

'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.

Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...

Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.

Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.

A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"