I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
