How many women does it take to change a light bulb? none they cant change anything
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins? Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
what do you call a blank piece of paper?
womens rights.
women have less rights than a Nascar track
a guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road and he smells fish and he says good morning ladies
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money,.....Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.
Women be like don't say that about her genitals then makes fun of men's genitals
Women be like equal rights equal pay, then decide that they don't want to do labour intensive jokes.
Women be like men should pay for first dates then get made when you do...
Women be like don't tell me what to wear proceeds to tell men what to wear.
what do you call an entitled women, A karen
i like my coffe like i like my wamem
big tits
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper they are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot and they deal with a lot of s##t.
i like my women like i like my steak... bloody
What do you call the White House when a women becomes President. A stable
So I was watching YouTube and then my Friend says “Those videos never get old” and I replied “Just like a Make-A-Wish kid” and after I said that he shot me in the head and said “And now neither do you.” And now I’m in heaven and God says to me “Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies and I said “Are there summer women” and now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero. After he killed Hitler
Bitches be like "you're racist" You're right, and I gonna win
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Women can't take a joke!
