I saw a dad shaved his daughters head because she made fun of a woman with cancer. Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant women🤭
Boobs are like friends you have big ones small ones real ones fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
Whats that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked
now it’s $3.99
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her)
Once a naked women robs a bank but sadly no one can remember her face...
I like my women like i like my coffee nice fresh and dead
I like My Women Like I Like My Chocolate.
Edible.
i like my women like i like my coffee
without other peoples dicks in it
How many genders are there? One, women are property.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove
You know when women clean their nails with chemicals no one cares but when hitler tries to clean poland with chemicals everyone goes crazy
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job, and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them. The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them but once the little people come jumping of them out it becomes sad and awful.
Men play video games to let their inner child out while women do abortion
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible
I like my women like my family, they’re related
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it? A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!