Women jokes
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
Why?
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.