what do gay girls order in a bar
pussy juice
There is a man and a women on a date.
The women asked what kind of things do you love.
The table starts to lift up on the mans side and the man says sorry.
"Just ditched a women. Feelin good!" -Techno
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left?" Because women dont have rights.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women’s rights book in the fiction section
Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks where ever they went.
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too
What do you say to a women with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've told her twice.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is mestration, Periods, birth... Man: The Men have to deal with Women
So I was watching YouTube and then my Friend says “Those videos never get old” and I replied “Just like a Make-A-Wish kid” and after I said that he shot me in the head and said “And now neither do you.” And now I’m in heaven and God says to me “Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies and I said “Are there summer women” and now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero. After he killed Hitler
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retain some value after getting wrecked
Violence against women is funny :)
An old professor’s class used, to begin with, a dirty joke. Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began. When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of wh*res in Newfoundland?” With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. “Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
Teacher, there is 3 birds 1 gets shot how many are left.
Student, non they flew off because the shot scared them off.
Teacher, acautly 2 but i like the way you think.
5 minutes later
Student, there is 3 women eating ice cream 1 licking it 1 drinking it melted and 1 sucking it which one is married.
Teacher,the one sucking it?
Student, no the one with the ring but i like the way you think.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb? none they cant change anything
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
