Women jokes
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman? No, seriously, why can't she drive? Because she's dead.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.