What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
Flippity floppity, women are property.
Women are like dogs...
"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"
"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"
"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
SHOES
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend, Sally.
They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back, Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said, "You need to be quarantined again."
"No," Sally said, "I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups, especially women, like." Then the teacher faints.
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
Women deserve rights and lefts.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
