Women jokes
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
Whatâs the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
Memes
Women deserve rights and lefts.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
I went to the âlists of womenâ page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of todayâs society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.