Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow women?
-Snow balls
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
