Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and
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I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help. Later that week I ran into them on the dance floor, one of them asked me if I wanted to dance I told her no, the other asked me if I knew what was cracking, I calmly said the floor.
Why do women get periods?
just cancel the subscription
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
All of a guys son's came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar. The bartender asks "Do u have anyone in ur family who likes women?" The man said "My wife does!"
What does an orphan have in common with a 80 year old women “there parents will never come back
Which is better looking girls or women?
A guy walks into a bar hes like whats your number lad and the women be like 298 777 fatso.com and he walked home depressed
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? At least gorillas don't abort their own.
You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
Women be like don't body shame then goes to body shame men's heights
Girls are like stones
The flat ones get skipped
When a guy falls it hurts them there when a women falls it hurts more.
I like my women like a day. 20 four year olds. 24 hours of fun
why cant Helen Keller drive. Because she's a women no seriosly why can't she drive. Because she's dead.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No..
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
Why does it take longer for women to orgasim than men?
Who cares.
