Women jokes
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Women deserve rights and lefts.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.