The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Why do trans women go by she/her? Because if they went by her/she they'd be chocolate
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed. I guess it was a bad delivery
Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?
Women are like Gernades you pull the ring and BOOM house is gone
Rape joke are so incredibly afensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow women?
-Snow balls
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
Can people please shut up about 'male privileges'. There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood, men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of “women only” events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic depute
Women have the right to rape a man or boy and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up feminists please.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped
123 bipity bopity 321 women are proberty
Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black women?
An oreo.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
What’s the difference between a masquito and a blonde girl.
One stops sucking when you smack it.
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
Men and women are not equal. Speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable. (Sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell? We're not sexist men, you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, man were created before woman. Search it up in the Bible or online.
What did the drunk women said to the man after leaving the bar? Alcohol-you later
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered womens' shelter?
Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her.
