Woman

Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.

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I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.