Will jokes
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.