Will jokes
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.
Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!
My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.
Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."