Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
Wildlife Jokes
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What animal lies? A lion.
One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A police officer said, "Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back, but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said, "I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
Two hunters are walking in the forest together. Hunter #2 flops down, unconscious, and Hunter #1 dials 911.
Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"
Hunter no. 1: "The other hunter, hunting with me in the woods, fell asleep."
Operator: "Check if he's/she's (not assuming genders) dead."
*Operator hears a distant gunshot*
Hunter no. 1: "What do I do next?"
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
A baby seal walked into a club.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the worst dam program I've ever seen.
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
[god creating alligators]
God: See that log?
Angel: Yes...?
God: Now fill it with teeth.
Angel: Say again?
God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!
Why do cheetahs have spots?
Chickenpox!
Chomp!
