Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
What do you call a bear with no ear? A b
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...
