Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo. KId: Why? Dad: I clean up animal s hit at a zoo.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
why don't we wrestle bears?
the pain is un-bearable
Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.
My grand father had the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
IN AUSTRALIA, MY JOKES ARE HIGH KOALA-TY
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar, the man orders a beer one for him and one for the giraffe. After they finish their drinks the giraffe falls over and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door. The bartender says "Stop! you can't leave that thing lying on the floor" The man says "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe".
There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said "me find food" and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian "me find food" he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said "me find food" he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
