Why jokes
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
Three drunk men get in a taxi. The driver knew they were drunk, so he started the car and turned it off. The first man gave him the money. The second man thanked him, but the third man slapped the driver. The driver, surprised that he noticed, asked why, and the third man replied with, "Why did you drive so fast?"
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"
And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"
And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades? They'll end up only throwing the pin.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.