Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
Why you always in a mood?
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!