Why jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.