Why jokes
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.