Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Why Jokes
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
