Why jokes
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
I'm friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!