Why jokes
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
Why are people that have bipolar disorder never on suicide watch?
Because they are always sucking dick.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
A German, a Swiss, and a Russian make a bet: whoever has the most forest area in their country wins about 10,000 euros.
First, they fly over Switzerland: 8,000 square kilometers of forest. The German starts getting cold feet, as he doesn't think he'll win. Next, they fly over Russia: 50,000 square kilometers of forest. The German realizes he doesn't stand a chance unless he cheats.
When they fly over Germany, they see 10,000 square kilometers of forest. The German seems to have won, but then the Swiss shouts: "That's a tree!" The German was accused of fraud.
The German is furious. He calls the head of the Bundeswehr: "Why did the tree move?!" The boss said, "I'll put the guy who moved on the line," and passed the receiver over.
"Why did you move?" the German asked.
The young man replied: "Okay, when a dog came along and peed on my trunk, that was still fine. But then a bear came along and rubbed against my trunk..."
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
Why are Americans such good marksmen?
Because they had plenty of schools to practice their shooting.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.