Why jokes
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.