Why jokes
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To die.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.