Why jokes
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.