Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.