Why jokes
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.