Why jokes
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.