Why jokes
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Why is Gennis gay?
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!