Why jokes
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!