Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Why Jokes
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Why did the snake eat a panda?
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
