Why jokes
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
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Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
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Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
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Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
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