Why jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂