Why jokes
Why do Catholic Irishmen in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saint Patrick's Day?
I'll never forget my brother's last words: "Why is there a revolver in your hand?"
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.