Why jokes
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.