Why jokes
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.