Why jokes

Tree

Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.

Fart

Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

Fish

Why can’t fish play basketball?

'Cause they are scared of the net.

Orphan

Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?

They couldn't hit home base.

Seagull

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

Orphan

Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.

Wheelchair

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

Whale

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

Santa

Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.

Orphan

Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?

It was too cold because they did not have a home.