Why jokes
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.