Why jokes
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why did the snake eat a panda?
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.