Why jokes
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.