Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
Why Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
Why did you say not to?
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
