Why jokes
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.