Why jokes

Emo

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

Plastic

Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"

Guy

Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?

Pill

Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?

A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.

Pig

Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?

He would take him to a "pignic."

Number

Wait till the end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!

Orphan

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Body

Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans build anything?

Because they can’t go to Home Depot.

Printer

I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.