Why jokes
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.