Why jokes
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.