Why jokes
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?
Because he is in a prison cell.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."