Why jokes
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.