Why jokes
Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Answer: Because there was a... crack in it!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.