Why jokes
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.