A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
Why Jokes
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
