Why jokes
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
Why could the zombie not clap? Because it was dead, duh!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet?
He doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet.
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!