Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Why Jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
Me: Ok so let's get this straight....
Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.
Me: But I didn't do anything?
Cop: No.
Me: So why are you arresting me then?
Cop: Imma tell you a story.
Me: Oh no.......
Cop: I know, now come on.
Me: Ok where?
Cop: My room.
Me: Which room?
Cop: My bedroom.
Me: 😱I'm a girl.
Cop: So am I, now get in.
Me: But I'm 9.
Cop: I'm 59.
