Why jokes
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
Why the actual f
is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.