Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the cow lick your mum?
Because she had a cream pie.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.