Why jokes
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
Why could the zombie not clap? Because it was dead, duh!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet?
He doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.