Why jokes
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Two boys were arguing in class one day when the teacher walked into the classroom.
The teacher asked them, "Why are you arguing?"
One of the boys replied, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher. "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
Why do orphans hate the letter F?
Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.” He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why don't black lives matter anymore?
Because a harvester is more efficient at picking crops than slaves.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.