Why jokes
Why do toy bears have small eyes?
Because they were made in China.
Why did the skeleton eat tacos?
Because he was hungry.
Me: 911, I just killed someone.
Cops: Cool, we will not come.
Me: Why?
Cops: Don't admit a crime.
Phones: *Bang Bang*
Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.
I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????
Nope. I'm moving to Japan.
KONNICHIWA
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
Why could the zombie not clap? Because it was dead, duh!