Why jokes
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
Why could the zombie not clap? Because it was dead, duh!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet?
He doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet.