Why jokes

Titanic

Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?

Because the Titanic hit it.

Poop

Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!

Midget

Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?

He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!

Cow

Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.

Swing

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.

Sun

Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!

Difference

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

I don't know either.

Why do you think I asked you? ;)

People

Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.

Bank

Why do you go to the bank?

To get money.

When do you run from the bank?

When the cops come.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Poison

The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.

Toilet

Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet?

He doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet.