Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.