Why jokes
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!