Why jokes
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Why do I have a fat mom?
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!