Why jokes
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!