Why jokes

Orphan

Why is an orphan good at being naughty?

Because they don't have no one to tell them off.

Orphan

Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?

He couldn't find the home button.

Baby

Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?

Because it wasn't born yesterday!

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.

Bridge

Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?

He was scared to get across.

Cake

Why did the car drive over the cake?

'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.

Dad

Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?

Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.

Daughter: So she only loves my sister?

Dad: Yep.

Sally

Why was Sally sad?

Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.

Bear

Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?

He was stuffed.