Why jokes
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why do I have a fat mom?
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.