Why jokes
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
Why are we here?
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.