Why jokes
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
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Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.