Why jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?