Why jokes
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.