Why jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
Why are we here?
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.