Why jokes
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
"Son, I found a condom in your room." "Gee, thanks, Grandpa!" "Why are you calling me Grandpa?" "Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.