Why jokes

Lamp

Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.

Number

Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

Name

Mommy, why is my name Brick???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.

Mommy, why is my name Rose???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.

Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."

Bear

A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”

The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”

Flight

- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?

- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.

Cow

Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?

Because they had horns!

Rapper

Why did the rapper become an astronaut?

To drop some BARS in SPACE!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?

So he could DEFINE his own beats!

Horse

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Autistic person

Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?

Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.

(Not meant to be triggering).

Rapper

Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?

He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!

Rapper

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To get to the other side of the TRACK.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

To find his way through the BEATS.

Rapper

Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?

Because he never missed a beat!