Why jokes
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!