Why jokes
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.