Why jokes
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.