Why jokes

Dog

This is a classic.

Why did the Dog go into the fire?

Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!

Orphan

Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.

Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.

Teacher: Why?

Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.

Blood

The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.

Skeleton

Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?

Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.

Orphan

Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?

A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.

Orphan

Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?

Because his last parents existed.

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.

Orphan

Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?

Because they can't be home schooled.

Orphan

Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?

A: They don’t have a home to run back to.

Orphan

Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.