Why jokes
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?
Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
Why is it cold in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚⁉️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.