Why jokes
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."