Why jokes
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.