Why jokes

Gravity

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

Brain

Why did my brother cross the road?

Because he was looking for his brain.

Friend

Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.

Orphan

Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?

Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Dad

Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?

Abortion

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."

Orphan

Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?

A: Because they're never wanted.

Name

Mommy, why is my name Brick???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.

Mommy, why is my name Rose???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.

Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."

Orphan

Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.

Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.

Teacher: Why?

Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find their way home.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.

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Stephen Hawking

Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?

Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?

Person 1: For dancing.