Why jokes
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?
Because he is a family doctor.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.