I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Why Jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
Why are we here?
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
