Why jokes
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!