Why jokes
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Hey, wanna know why you remind me of a waitress?
Because you handle my food great, and I give you a good tip afterwards.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana? They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Dating a German is great because they don't play mind games; they just provide a detailed, 40-page PDF explaining exactly why you are wrong.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?