Why jokes
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.