Why jokes
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!