Why jokes
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
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Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.