Why jokes
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?
Because he is a family doctor.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?