Why jokes
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.