Why jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."