Why jokes
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Memes
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Cause every play has a cast.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.