Why jokes

Tower

Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Demon Slayer

My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Me: Demon Slayer.

My teacher: Why?

The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

Orphan

Why did orphans want to commit a crime?

Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.

Orphan

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?

Because it has no home button.

Memes

Number

Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).

Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.

Ball

I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?

Emo

You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.

Blonde

Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?

Answer: The box said 3-5 years!

Chicken

This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.

Mississippi

My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

Orphan

Why does the military recruit orphans?

Because homing missiles don’t target them.

Midget

Why do women hate having sex with midgets?

Because of their shortcomings.

Stripper

Why do strippers never care about things?

Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.

Church

A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go on school trips?

They need a parent signature.