Why are the Americans good at rubix cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colours.
Why doesn't a skeleton to dance. Because he had no body to dance with. Lol sans
why did the chicken cross the road?
the chicken next to him farted.
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan. What are they gonna do tell there mum
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat~!
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was “She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife reply’s “Change the damn diaper you idiot.”
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
Why did sally fall off the swing? She’s retarded
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
Why didn't the Asian get a high five because Logan Paul left him hanging
Why cant Juice Wrld play Black Ops II ? Because he cant handle 6 perks
Why are orphanages like dogs Because they get adopted
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Thanos snapped.
Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters...
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Why don't mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing"
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate' "
Why is the tower of pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the twin towers
