Why jokes
Why donβt you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what itβs like to speak to a father.
Memes
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.