Why jokes
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Cause every play has a cast.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Memes
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.