Why jokes
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!