Why jokes
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
Why did the snake eat a panda?
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...