Why jokes
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Cause every play has a cast.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.