Why is this a category?
Why Jokes
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
Why the "hell" is this here?
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
