Why jokes
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.