Why jokes
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!