Why jokes
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.