Why jokes
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.