Why jokes
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.