Why jokes
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!