Why jokes
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.