Why jokes

Orphan

Why can't orphans use iPhones?

Because they can't press the home button.

Church

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

Ballerina

Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?

She was standing way too close to the dancers.

Ballerina

Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?

She was standing way too close to the dancers.

Place

Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?

Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Condom

Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!

Top

Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

Crack head

Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?

So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.

Balloon

Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!

Airplane crash

Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?

Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.

Cow

Why don't cows make good policemen?

Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!

Damage

Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?

The damages are severe.

Credit Card

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?

When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.