Why jokes
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because fuck society, that's why!
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
Why did the scientist want to take off his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win the no-bell prize.
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...