Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
Why Jokes
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
