Why jokes
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!