Why jokes
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!