Why jokes
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.