Why jokes
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
Why does America have more guns than people?
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.