Why jokes
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.