Why jokes
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!