Why jokes
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.