Why jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why?
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.