Why jokes
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.