Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Why Jokes
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
Why was Santa Santa?
Because it was Santa! Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
