Why jokes

Lightsaber

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

Scoliosis

Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?

Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.

Orphan

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.

Twin Towers

Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?

Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.

Pilot

Q: Why was the pilot sad?

A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀

Orphan

Why do orphans hate any milk?

Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧

People

Why was the people's wedding so miserable...

'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.

Excitement

Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?

Because she got Avogadro's number!