Why jokes
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Jesus told the world if he had to pick a body all over again that he would pick himself! He believes he is (God's gift to this earth) the best looking, the smartest, pure perfection!
Hahaha LOL Jajaj.
And I Quote! "THAT'S WHY I PUT MYSELF NAKED ON THE CROSS IN CHURCHES TO SEE MY BODY !!!!"
GROSSEST, SCAREST, UGLIST, SLOPPY, DISRESPECTFUL, DISGUSTING, IT.
If he actually ate the bullshit that came out of his mouth, He wouldn't have made up satan! He wouldn't Rape us, He wouldn't embody us! He wouldn't try to be us! USING OUF VOICES! USING OUR SPIRIT!
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Why is this a category?
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.