Why jokes
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.