Why jokes

Warship

    • Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?

    So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

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    • Hand

    • I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.

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    • Jason

    • Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

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    • Curse Word

    • Little Johnny was watching TV when he heard the TV say "bitch" and "bastard." He went over to his dad and said, "What is a bitch and bastard?" His dad looked at him surprised and said, "A bitch is a female, a bastard is a mailman." Johnny went back to the TV and heard them say "ass" and "shit," so he goes back to his dad and asks, "What shit and ass mean?" His dad says, "A shit is shaving cream like what I'm putting on my face, and ass is a coat, why don't you bug your mom?" Johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say "fuck," so Johnny goes over to his mom and says to her, "What does fuck mean, mom?" She looks over at him and says, "Fuck means carving, like what I'm doing to this turkey!" A few minutes later, Johnny hears a knock on the door. He walks over and answers it. He then says, "Welcome bitch and bastard, may I take your ass?" The people, looking horrified, then ask where his parents are. Johnny responds with, "My dad is putting shit on his face and my mom is fucking the turkey!"

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    • Name

    • Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

    Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

    Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

    Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

    Bianca: It's Bianca!

    Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?