Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.