Why jokes
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!