Why jokes
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
Why are liberals so bad at playing hockey? Because it is played on ICE
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.