Why jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.