Why jokes
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they're all shellfish.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
The teacher asked, "Why are you in school on a Saturday?"
I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
Why couldn't the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act?
Because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.