Why jokes

Orphan

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents can't push them on the swing!

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don’t know where home is.

Foot

Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?

Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!

Gun

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.

Dog

Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.

Chess

Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.

Pikachu

Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.

How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!

Number

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 8 9.

But why did 7 eat 9?

'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D

Tree

Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?

A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.