Why jokes
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
A sex addict man meets a rich man around Christmas.
The sex addict asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich man replies, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The sex addict asks, "Why are you getting her two gifts?" The rich man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them."
The sex addict nods. Then the rich man asks him, "So what are you getting your wife this year?" The sex addict thinks about it for a second and replies, "A gold necklace and a dildo."
The rich man asks, "Why those two things?" The sex addict astutely responds, "This way, if she doesn't like the jewelry she can go f... herself."
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Why does the Avon lady walk funny?
Because her lipstick!
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.