Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Why Jokes
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
