Why jokes
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.