Why jokes

Police Officer

  • A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."

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  • Sex

  • Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

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  • Chicken

  • Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to your house.

    Knock, knock.

    "Who's there?"

    "Nobody, because chickens don't talk."

    Pen

  • Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.

    Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.

    Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.

    Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.

    Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.

    Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.

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