Why jokes
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.