Why jokes
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"