Why jokes
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
Why did Sally get a black eye?
She tried to play patty cake!
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
Why did my dad leave me? Because I was a disappointment.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.