Why jokes
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.