Why jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Why?
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.