Why jokes
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"