Why jokes

Mercury

Why is mercury like everything else in the world?

Because it gives you cancer.

Jesus

Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?

Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!

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  • Santa

    Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?

    Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.

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  • Orphan

    Why are orphans always sad?

    Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.

    Pentagon

    Why is the Pentagon mad?

    Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.

    Orphan

    Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?

    Because they can't tell their parents.

    Jesus

    Women: Can I have your number?

    Jesus: No.

    Women: Why? Are you scared?

    Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.

    Kitchen

    Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

    Orphan

    Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?

    Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?

    P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.

    Phone

    Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.

    Orphan

    Why can’t an orphan be gay?

    They don’t have a closet to hide in.

    WiFi

    Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?

    They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans have dry cereal?

    Because they're still waiting on the milk.

    Boy

    Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.

    What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

    Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

    Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.