Why jokes
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because thereās too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
Why canāt an orphan be gay?
They donāt have a closet to hide in.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Why did a cheetah fart? It needed more gas.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Whoās there... Not the little boy.