Why jokes
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
Why is America so good at Rubik's cubes?
They have a history of sorting colours.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
A teacher asks a boy in her class, "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with, "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."
Later, the boy asks the teacher, "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking it." The boy says, "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.