Why jokes
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him:
Wife: "Why is your face all bloody?"
Husband: "I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up, so I kept falling on my face!"
Wife: "Idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!"
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.