Why jokes
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.