Why jokes
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.