Why jokes
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone's dying to get in!"
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.