Why jokes
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.