Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
Why Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
