Why jokes
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
The boy ran into the gym, why?
Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said,
"Why the heck were my children jumping on a bed?"