Why jokes
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.