Why jokes

Orphan

Why did the orphan turn gay?

A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."

Masturbation

My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."

Parent

I asked a kid why he was so blue.

Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.

Number

If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?

Because it's in between 9/11.

World Trade Center

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

Orphan

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

He could never get a home run.

Body

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?

PTSD

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

Orphan

Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?

Because they already ate their supper.

Stereotype

A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.

The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"

Orphan

Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?

Because their dad never came back with milk.

Orphan

Why do orphans always become criminals?

Because they want to feel wanted.

Orphan

Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?

Because it doesn't have a home button.