Why jokes
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.
A girl goes to a Church to confess.
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father, he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?
Alfred: Why?
Me: because I'm worthless... =)
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.