Why jokes
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?