Why jokes
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!