Why jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.