Why jokes
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Why do animals hate playing card games with foxes?
They’re a bunch of cheetahs!
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't ever find home.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!