Why jokes
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣