Why jokes
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!