Why jokes
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?