Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
Why Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
