Why jokes

Orphan

Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!

Orphan

So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.

The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"

The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"

Orphan

Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?

Because it has no home button.

Orphan

Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?

Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.

Great white

Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?

because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!

Happiness

I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?

Orphan

Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?

Because he needs the parent's signature.

Fan

Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.

A: Is that why I never see you sweat?

Seafood

Why should old women never eat seafood?

'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.