Why jokes
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
Why do mountains get so big? They have no natural predators.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"