Why jokes
Why is the queen the most powerful piece in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.