Why jokes
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
Why do French people like to eat snails so much?
They can't stand fast food.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he only cums once a year.
Do you know why Jesus is so popular with the ladies??
Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this... 🤚--------🤪----------✋
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!