Why jokes
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
seriously
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?