Why jokes
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.