Why jokes
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
Memes
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.