Why jokes
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Why us gov boring
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
If sex with three people is called a "threesome" and sex with two people is called a "twosome," then I know why people call you handsome!
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April fools.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!