Why jokes
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April fools.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.