Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
Memes
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.