Why jokes
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Why is the queen the most powerful piece in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
BAHAHAHAHAH
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.