Why jokes
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
Memes
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.