Why jokes
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.