Why jokes
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Memes
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.