Why jokes
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Memes
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."