Why jokes
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!