You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
Why Jokes
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
