Why jokes
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Amy why the invisible pfp
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.