Why jokes
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.