Why jokes
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
A guy was doing bad things and died and went to hell.
Demon: Why you sad?
Guy: I’m in hell, can’t you see?
Demon: Well, we have fun here at hell.
Guy: Really? Nice.
Demon: We do sleeping in on Mondays.
Guy: OoOoOo
Demon: Tuesdays we swim in our lava or dive in fire. If you die, you’re already dead ☠️
Guy: Ok, does that mean I’m a ghost?
Demon: No, you're not a ghost.
Demon: Wednesdays we do a dance party and smoke and drink 🍺
Guy: Ooooooo, I can’t wait 😜
Demon: Thursdays we drink all day until we throw up and die, and you're already dead, remember that?
Guy: Ok, but I am dead, and if I die again, I was already dead, right?
Demon: Yup.
Demon: I have a question: Are you gay, and do you like kissing fire girls, and if you die, you are already dead?
Guy: Ummm, I am not gay, and I don’t like kissing fire girls 😱😱😱
Demon: Then you won’t like Friday or Saturday or Sunday, heheh.
Guy: I’m dead for real in the hell 🪦🏴☠️☠️☠️💀
Hell helll helll R.I.P hell is gone for now.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!