Why jokes
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Go team Sky
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.