Why jokes
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
Memes
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
Why is it cold in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.