Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. š¢
Why Jokes
Why couldnāt the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own āwebsite.ā
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldnāt fight back.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it didn't want to be argon.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
Why doesnāt the sun āļø go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
Why is Mrs. Grapes š a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
Why didnāt the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack! š¤£šš¤£
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldnāt stand up for himself.
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Why canāt you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
Why did the koala climb the tree?
To get to the other branch. :)
He made it, don't worry!
Q: Why did the first Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead too.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the other two Koalas on the way down.
Q: Why did the fourth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
Q: Why did the fifth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was curious to see where the others were going.
Q: Why did the sixth Koala fall off the tree? A: It was tied to the fifth koala.
Q: Why did the seventh Koala fall off the tree? A: Peer group pressure.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
Why do people keep saying, "Why did the toilet paper not cross?" Because it got stuck in the crack, because it got stuck in their crack.
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
