Why jokes
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
How to say “I love you” be like :
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.