Why jokes
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
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Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
Memes
I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.
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She said, "Why?"
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Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
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Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
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Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.