Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
The cat ran across the road when the car swerved. It killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut. The cat survived it all. The cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car...
The cat still died, why?
It had a Catastrophic Catcident.
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.
I told them, "because I’m such a noose-ance."
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!