Why jokes
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Memes
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.