Why jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
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Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.