Why jokes
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.