Why jokes
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
Why us gov boring
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
Hey mum, why do people keep suddenly dying in our family?
Mum?
Mum?
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Why is Gennis gay?
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent, but had not phoned in.
Needing to have an urgent work problem resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted by a child's whisper, "Hello."
"Is your Mummy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with her?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with him?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was someone with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anyone else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to the ambulancemen and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter," answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed a helicopter."
Alarmed, confused, and a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle..."Me!"
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."