Why jokes
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
Memes
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.