Why jokes
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
Bestfriend meme
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
Why does the Sun go to school?