Why jokes
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!