Why jokes
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.