Why jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
Memes
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.