Why jokes
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Memes
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.