Why jokes
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
what the hell do i have saved on my phone and why
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."