Why jokes
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.