Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Why Jokes
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
