Why jokes
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
Why did Monika look at the recycling bin with tears in her eyes?
Because she realized she just couldn't delete her feelings for you...
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."