what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay
Because he wanted someone to call daddy
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why does a married heterosexual man want a anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside a adult book store? because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man
I used to be a banker but I lost interest...
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
Why can’t jesus be born in West Virginia
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high
why cant asian play base ball - because they will eat the bat
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem?Oh say can you see
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin
Me: trys to scan self at walmart* i cant scan myself, wanna know why? Alfred: Why? Me: because im worthless... =)
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
two lesbians adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?
because it heard one say i'm gonna eat that pussy
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying
When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder
That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
