Why jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.