When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying
When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder
That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
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A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
Why do horses 🐴 eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why notice your mistakes?
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Why is Steven Hawkins going to hell............. because its a stairway to heaven not a ramp!
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Why doesn't my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.
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Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks!
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.”
He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
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Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? The cabinet had sleeping pills.
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Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold? -- Because it's 90 degrees.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep
Why did Paul walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
