Why jokes
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
An innocent boy is reading through his father’s phone, looking at the messages and trying to learn things about his family from them. He saw a message asking for something which seemed strange, but ultimately the boy decided to surprise his father with what it said.
“Timmy, why are there thirty-five cats in the living room?” shouted the father.
“I was only supplying what you wanted from Mother!” replied the boy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Why do I have to do the stupid joke, mum?