Why jokes
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher? Because there was no chemistry...
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Hey, wanna know why you remind me of a waitress?
Because you handle my food great, and I give you a good tip afterwards.