Why is he sooo dam fineee
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why notice your mistakes?
Why do horses 🐴 eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
Why is Steven Hawkins going to hell............. because its a stairway to heaven not a ramp!
Why doesn't my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.”
He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left?" Because women dont have rights.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? The cabinet had sleeping pills.
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold? -- Because it's 90 degrees.
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep
Why did Paul walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks!
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? -- He took a day off.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
