Why jokes
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!