Why jokes

Fetus

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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  • Tomato

    Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?

    Because they can’t ketchup.

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  • Memes

    Corner

    Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?

    Because it's 90 degrees.

    Priest

    A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.

    “What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”

    The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”

    The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.

    “It’s really not your day, is it?”

    Zombie

    Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.

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  • Ping-Pong

    Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

    Rape

    Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.

    Masturbation

    A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the doctor's office. When he gets there, the doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the doc why? The doc said, "So I can examine you!"

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  • Raisin

    Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?

    Because she loves raisin kids.

    Book

    Why did the library book go to the doctor?

    It needed to be checked out.