Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Why Jokes
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?
Because it's 90 degrees.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why did the library book go to the doctor?
It needed to be checked out.
Why don’t mountains catch colds?
They wear snow caps.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
