Why jokes

Emo people

Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.

Child

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?

Memes

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.

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  • Son

    Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

    They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.

    Emo kid

    I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

    Name

    Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?

    Dad: Because she was made there.

    Son: Thanks, Dad.

    Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.

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  • Pebble

    A kid walks in late to class. The teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." Another kid walks in late to class, and the teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." The last kid walks in and the teacher says, "Why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back, "Remember, my name is Pebbles!!"

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  • Pedophile

    Why do pedophiles never win a race?

    Because they are always coming in a little behind.

    Emo girl

    Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.

    Velcro

    You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?

    They are a total rip off.