Why jokes
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
Memes
Why I come here instead of reddit nowadays >:\
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Why can't a t-rex clap?
Because it's dead.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?
Dad: Because she was made there.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
A kid walks in late to class. The teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." Another kid walks in late to class, and the teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." The last kid walks in and the teacher says, "Why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back, "Remember, my name is Pebbles!!"
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.