Why jokes
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
Stop.
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Why can't a t-rex clap?
Because it's dead.
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?
Dad: Because she was made there.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.