Why jokes
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Why are my students so naughty?
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!