Why jokes
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Memes
Why can't a t-rex clap?
Because it's dead.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?
Dad: Because she was made there.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me."
"What was your first impression on him?"
"I told him, she calls me daddy too."
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.