Why jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why did the otter cross the road? To get to the otter side.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
A husband and wife are crossing the street. The husband is explaining to the wife why you should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man: "So you see, Dolly? You should always look both ways before crossing the street."
The man turns and looks to his wife, but she is not there!
Man: "Dolly? Dolly!"
The man looks around and sees Dolly laying dead on the street.
Man: "Dolly!"
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.