Why jokes
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.