Why jokes
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
Stop.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Why can't a t-rex clap?
Because it's dead.
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?
Dad: Because she was made there.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.