Why jokes

Felon

Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!

Emo kid

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

Memes

Orphan

Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.

Birthday

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.

Sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

Why couldn't she get up?

She had no friends.

Knock Knock (Who's there?)

Not Sally...

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  • Nuke

    Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

    Suicide

    Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!

    Witch

    Why don't witches wear underwear?

    So they can get a better grip on their broom.

    Depression

    When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?

    Rubix Cube

    Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.

    Sally

    Why did little sally fall off the swings?

    Because she had no arms.

    What did sally get for Christmas?

    Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.

    Dad

    The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?

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  • Ball

    I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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  • Chris Hansen

    Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.