Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.