roses are red, violates are blue, i don't know why i am still alive for you
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men? because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
Why Couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why did the baby cross the road? The car seat wasn’t strapped in.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
So we all know that old kids joke why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used too, but don't anymore.
Person: why'd you stop?
Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
why do orphans hate going to costco because they need a parent to get samples
Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.
Grandma: young people your age are married by now,why aren’t you?
Me: old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" She asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big fat blow job.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny? The punchline isn’t apparent.
