Why jokes
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Memes
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.