Why jokes
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?
Liam: I like you both.
Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to paris.
Mother: That's means you like dad more.
Liam: No, its because i like paris.
Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to America.
Mother: Why?
Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.
Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?