Why jokes
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?
Liam: I like you both.
Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to paris.
Mother: That's means you like dad more.
Liam: No, its because i like paris.
Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to America.
Mother: Why?
Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Memes
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?