Why jokes
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Amy why the invisible pfp
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.