Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
Why Jokes
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
