Why Jokes

Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!

Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

Why couldn't she get up?

She had no friends.

Knock Knock (Who's there?)

Not Sally...

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Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!

Why did little sally fall off the swings?

Because she had no arms.

What did sally get for Christmas?

Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.

The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?

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