Why jokes
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Memes
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!