Why jokes
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.