Why jokes
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Me: Sure.
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Me:?
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.