Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why Jokes
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro๐ญ๐ญ
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldnโt hang in there.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
