Why jokes
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
Memes
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.