Why jokes
Why did the cop show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd.
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.