Why jokes
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥