Why jokes
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Husband: "Honey, I just bought these special Olympic-style condoms!"
Wife: "Olympic-style condoms? What makes them so special?"
Husband: "They come in three colors: gold, silver, and bronze."
Wife: "Ooh, sweet. What color are you going to wear tonight?"
Husband: "Gold, of course!"
Wife: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.