Why jokes
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Memes
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.