Why jokes
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Memes
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.