Why jokes
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
ITS THE APOCALYPSE
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.