Why jokes
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Memes
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!