Why jokes
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
Memes
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They donโt know what a full house looks like.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why are most vacuums gay?
Theyโre always coming out of the closet.
Why arenโt short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you canโt look up to them.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.