Why jokes
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Memes
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
Why did the cop show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd.