Why jokes
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!