Why jokes
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Memes
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.