Why jokes
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Bestfriend meme
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.