Why jokes
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
WHY THIS
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.