Why jokes
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
WHY THIS
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.