Why jokes
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.