Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Why Jokes
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
