Why jokes
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Why does the Democratic party want the Republican party to breed rabbits?
Because Democrats are tired of paying for raisins at the grocery store.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!