Why jokes
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?