Why jokes
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Me:
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.