Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why Jokes
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
