Why jokes
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.