Why jokes
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!