Why jokes
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Memes
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
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