Why jokes
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Memes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!