Why jokes
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Memes
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.