Why jokes
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell, not heaven?
Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Why is Joe cool?
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.