Why jokes
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Me:
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Person: Why? You: No.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.