Why jokes
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...