Why jokes
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?
Because it was her dad.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.